~ No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
~ Yes, the rum is gone.
~ Why is the rum gone?
~ One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
~ But why is the rum gone?!
~ Yes, the rum is gone.
~ Why is the rum gone?
~ One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
~ But why is the rum gone?!
(The closest I've come to drinking is rum cake from Grand Cayman and one sip of an accidental real Pina Colada. I could see this being the case for me if they were talking about chocolate...one track mind and all. Later Mates!)
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